The best dinosaur jokes

Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 44.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 40.61 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 32.29 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay