The best dinosaur jokes

One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 36.01 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel