The best dinosaur jokes

A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 39.64 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 35.90 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel