The best dinosaur jokes

A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
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