A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.