The best dinosaur jokes

A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
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