A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"