A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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