A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis