The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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