The best dinosaur jokes

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 44.30 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 43.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
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