A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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