The best dinosaur jokes

Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: athlete, dinosaur
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 43.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 41.30 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
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