Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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