A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris