A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.