Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Once.
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A pain in the ass!
Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.
Man says, "WTF?"
Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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