Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Vote:
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Vote:
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Vote:
Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation?
A: Can I help you pack your shit?
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Megasoreass.
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."