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Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!" The man dies; autopsy said, "Reason for death: Expired Milk"
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"
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has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, vulgar
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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has 71.07 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "firetruck"! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
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has 71.02 % from 761 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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