The best dirty jokes

Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 71.73 % from 478 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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has 71.70 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me." "I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
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has 71.61 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, hospital, nurse
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 71.59 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 71.58 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, money, wife
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "firetruck"! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
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has 71.39 % from 804 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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