A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his p*nis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.