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Q: What do women and airplanes have in common? A: They both have a cockpit.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, women
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty
In the morning Little Johnny says to his father, "Daddy last night I had my first s*xual encounter." His father looks at him proudly and says, "When are you planniing to do it again?" "I don't know daddy ever since it happened my ass has been hurting like crazy."
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has 71.61 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 71.58 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 71.48 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty
This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, money, wife
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
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has 71.39 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dirty, fish
A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, husband
boy: spell "me" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)
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has 71.38 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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