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Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 68.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 68.86 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 68.76 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 68.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 68.59 % from 771 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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has 68.37 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, lesbian
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 68.25 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran! Johnny just looks at him and says "not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
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has 68.13 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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