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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 69.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates “Who was the first man?” asked Peter. “Adam.” “That’s correct. Enter.” Soon another man came along. “Where did Adam and Eve live?” ”Eden.” “That’s correct. Enter.” Then Mother Theresa came along. “Ooh, I’ll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?” “Mmm, that IS a hard one.” “Enter.”
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, heaven
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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