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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "firetruck"! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
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has 71.44 % from 809 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom? A: I don’t know… ask your father.
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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has 71.35 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish, food
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 71.34 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
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has 71.12 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex, wife
A willy is like a tree in your 20's its like a rock hard oak. In your 30's & 40's its like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After your 50's its like a xmas tree, dead from the roots up & the balls are just there for decoration.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life, wife
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 70.95 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, vulgar
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