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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 53.40 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
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