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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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