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A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 52.05 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
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