What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Vote:
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.