If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband.
When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties.
"Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!"
The old man says, "Hell no, woman.
It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!