The best dirty jokes

"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 52.05 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 51.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.58 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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