Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.