"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!