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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 53.49 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
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