Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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