The best dirty jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 50.97 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, sex
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 50.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
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