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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 49.06 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 48.82 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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