"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.