You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?