The best dirty jokes

You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, new year
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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