What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.