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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, new year
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
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