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There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 50.85 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
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