What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.