We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.