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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.68 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
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