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A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.09 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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