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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
A man and wife were making love.
When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away.
Mom said "You better fix this now."
The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma.
The dad screamed "What the fuck."
The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!
Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!