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Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
One day a mom and her son went to the zoo. There they saw two monkeys having sex. The son asked "What are they doing?". The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said. Later that night he saw there mom doing it. In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
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