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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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