The best dirty jokes

Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 50.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 50.15 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: bird, dirty, women
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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