Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Vote:
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
Vote:
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
Vote:
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.