Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
A man and wife were making love.
When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away.
Mom said "You better fix this now."
The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma.
The dad screamed "What the fuck."
The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Vote:
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.