There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!
Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Vote:
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.