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A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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