Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
They're going to call her Old Spice.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!