The best dirty jokes

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, new year
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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