The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.87 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 52.31 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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