The best dirty jokes

Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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has 53.30 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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