The best dirty jokes

What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 52.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 52.05 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
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