The best dirty jokes

Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Vote:
has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
Vote:
has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
Vote:
has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Vote:
has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, health, sex
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Vote:
has 53.00 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
Vote:
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
<<<74757677
More jokes →
Page 74 of 95.