A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!