Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.