"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine.
He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my boob."
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude.
The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs.
The nun realized this.
She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?"
The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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One day a mom and her son went to the zoo.
There they saw two monkeys having sex.
The son asked "What are they doing?".
The mom said "Ohh they are making frosting", then they saw hippos doing it then he said "Mom what are they doing?" "Making frosting" she said.
Later that night he saw there mom doing it.
In the morning he said "Mom you and dad were making frosting so i ate it!"
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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