"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!