Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
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*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.