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"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 50.08 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
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