The best dirty jokes

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
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has 49.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
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