Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs.
When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble".
When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Why did the semen cross the road?
Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!