The best dirty jokes

Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex, teacher
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
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