Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
Vote:
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.