What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!
Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches.
A man and wife were making love.
When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away.
Mom said "You better fix this now."
The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma.
The dad screamed "What the fuck."
The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?