The best dirty jokes

Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 51.14 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, new year
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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