What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
What is difference between woman and condom?
None :-)
Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.