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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables." The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer." The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, vulgar, work
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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