The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.05 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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