The best dirty jokes

A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun's boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, "Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?" The man said "No, I'm looking at the 2 thieves beside him."
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, food
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 50.95 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
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