A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of buttocks when pointing the picture of it, one of the pupils answered: "Its name is trouble". When the teacher asked the boy about the reason, the boy replied: "I myself saw my father last night rubbing my mother's ass saying 'what a trouble it is.'"
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."