Joke #2411

Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!

Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.

A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom... The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?" The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go." The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?" The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go." Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?" The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."

"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"

How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.

Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else

Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer

Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.

I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.