Joke #2411

Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Santa pointed his finger in the boys face, and said, " George I know what you want for Christmas! A T-O-Y." "Nope!" replied George. Then again, pointing his finger in the boys face, "You want C-A-N-D-Y." "Nope!" replied George. "Then just what the hell do you want," ask Santa. George looked Santa in the face, pointing his finger, "I want some P-U-S-S-Y! And don't tell me that you don't have any. Because I can smell it on your finger!"
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"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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