The best doctor jokes

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have...
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, life
Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, life
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, doctor, wife
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, health
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’” A small voice from the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher; she’s still old, nasty, and wrinkled”
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has 68.12 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: doctor, kids, school, teacher
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.07 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
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