The best doctor jokes

A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 67.98 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 67.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill." Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 67.57 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said. "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample". After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" "He needs a pair of your underwear".
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has 67.47 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, drug, husband, wife
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