The best doctor jokes

A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men, time
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, food, love, teacher
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, drug, old people
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life, time
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
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