The best dog jokes

Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman… “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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