The best dog jokes

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, food
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 55.47 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone
Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dog, food, winter
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog
I have got a new dog. We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dog, time
Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog