I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks.
He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.