The best dog jokes

What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog
Wife: "There is something wrong with you." Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dog, marriage, wife
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dog, Yo mama
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, marriage
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 55.87 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dad, death, dog