The best dog jokes

Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 59.69 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, dog
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems, winter
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 57.43 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dog, Yo mama
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dog, phone