The best dog jokes

I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Vote:
has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, dog, food
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
Vote:
has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog
Wife: "There is something wrong with you." Me: "What a thing to say just before our dog's first salsa lesson."
Vote:
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dog, marriage, wife
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
Vote:
has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: airplane, animal, dog, kids, travel
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dog, Yo mama
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
Vote:
has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, marriage
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Vote:
has 56.44 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes.
Vote:
has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cop, dog