The best drug jokes

Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 40.19 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.57 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, memory
After some time I saw my doctor and he prescribed me a receipt, but he had prescribed me this receipt in the name of his mother Mrs. Ingrid, by mistake. I didn´t notice it, took this receipt, went to the drug-store, gave the receipt to the pharmacist together with the insurance card with the name John on it. The pharmacist took a look at me and has told me: "Dear, Mrs. Ingrid the name on the receipt doesn´t correspond with the name on the insurance card."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, sport
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 21.59 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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has 21.30 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 19.95 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drug, music