The best drug jokes

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, memory
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, sport
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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has 29.24 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drug, music