The best drug jokes

Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" "Yeah, so?" said the officer. "Well, why are you all dressed up like a Fireman?"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, wife
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex, Valentines day
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, drunk
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, drug
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