Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.