Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"