Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Drug test?
What kind of drugs are we testing?
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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After some time I saw my doctor and he prescribed me a receipt, but he had prescribed me this receipt in the name of his mother Mrs. Ingrid, by mistake.
I didn´t notice it, took this receipt, went to the drug-store, gave the receipt to the pharmacist together with the insurance card with the name John on it.
The pharmacist took a look at me and has told me: "Dear, Mrs. Ingrid the name on the receipt doesn´t correspond with the name on the insurance card."
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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