The best family jokes

You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, life, school
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: church, family, Thanksgiving
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
Guilt is a dish best served by Mom.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 67.05 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, redneck
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.69 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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