Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.