The best family jokes

Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
has 65.49 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Guilt is a dish best served by Mom.
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: family
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."
has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: birthday, family, little Johnny
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
has 64.28 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, family
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