The best family jokes

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 63.23 % from 548 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: couple, family, redneck, relationship, travel
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