The best family jokes

Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, mean, money, time
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 63.36 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, fart, nurse, old people
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: couple, family, redneck, relationship, travel
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