The best family jokes

Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
A conversation among my Children's Church a while back. A little girl announced proudly to our class one day, "My mommy has a baby in her belly!" The little boy next to her was mortified! "Why did your mommy eat a baby!"
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, family, kids
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: family, football, geography, management, sport
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?" The baby bear replied, "No he beats me." The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too." The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?" The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, family, sport
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 61.98 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 61.90 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, family
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
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