The best family jokes

What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: family, Fathers day, holiday
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: family, food, health, hospital
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, food, religious, Yo mama
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
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