The best family jokes

I'm going trick or treating with my mum tonight. It's the only time I can take her out as she's been dead for ten years.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, Halloween, time
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical
You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, redneck
A man and wife were making love. When thay saw there 8 year old son at the door crying the dad started laughing and the boy ran away. Mom said "You better fix this now." The dad couldn't find the boy anywhere unwell he hurd a loud noise conning from grandma's room so he opened up the door and there was the boy putting his "wood" to grandma. The dad screamed "What the fuck." The boy said "It aims so funny when it's your mom is it."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, family, kids, sex
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 64.52 % from 530 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Amal. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded "Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Amal."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, family
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
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