The best family jokes

My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: family, mean
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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has 71.46 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: family, life, work
You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, redneck
"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, cop, driving, family
"Yes brother," says Paddy. "Well I'm going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I'm away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids," says Mick. "It'll be an honour to do that for you Mick," says Paddy. A month later Paddy calls Mick. "Hello Mick, your wife's given birth to a boy and a girl, their beautiful," says Paddy. "That's wonderful Paddy, what did you call them?" says Mick. "I called the girl Deniece," says Paddy. "And what did you call the boy?" "I called the boy De nephew."
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, business, family, kids
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, life, school
Johnny's father: "Let me see your report card." Johnny: "I don't have it." Johnny's father: "Why not?" Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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has 69.90 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, little Johnny, school
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: church, family, Thanksgiving
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 69.43 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama