The best family jokes

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, mean
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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has 70.49 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: family, little Johnny, mean, old people, teacher
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, management, sport, war
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 69.06 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
My late grandfather always told me: "When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: family, fart, health
Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email: Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me: How is your fianceé? The Johny´s brother reply was only: Hi John, her brother is doing well.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, family, wedding
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, marriage, redneck
Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients? A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, health, medical