The best fart jokes

Things Your Wife Won't Say: The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. I'm bored. Let's shave the p***y. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! Awesome fart! Do another one!
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has 75.15 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, marriage, wife
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 74.88 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 74.57 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 73.99 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 73.69 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 73.18 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 72.88 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.65 % from 634 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.95 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport, wife
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