The best fart jokes

When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 74.33 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 74.26 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 72.97 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
Things Your Wife Won't Say: The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. I'm bored. Let's shave the p***y. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! Awesome fart! Do another one!
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has 72.97 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, marriage, wife
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.49 % from 638 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 71.96 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.71 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 68.52 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport, wife
What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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has 67.90 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, health
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