The best fart jokes

Little Johnny's father farted. The son asked his father: "What was that?" His father said: "My sweet that is 'north wind'" When he went to school the teacher asked the class: "Who knows the direction of the north wind? Little Johnny shouted: "My daddy's ass!"
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has 74.58 % from 2590 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, fart, little Johnny, school
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 73.19 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport, wife
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.41 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 72.16 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas, fart, life
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, money, women
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
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