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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 73.49 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport, wife
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 72.47 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, money, women
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 71.14 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 70.71 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
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has 70.48 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay, love, sex
My late grandfather always told me: "When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: family, fart, health
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