The best fart jokes

I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fart, hipster
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
has 65.75 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces are untied", the parrot does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. "Farted! ... You little fart", the parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice called from their cage and said, "Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You know, we'll make it up to you."
has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fart, parrot
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
has 65.51 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
has 65.38 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, fart, nurse, old people
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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