The best fart jokes

Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
has 66.73 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fart, hipster
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
has 66.03 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, fart
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. In this moment the parrot said, "Your fly is undone." The man blushed. He looked around if anyone sees him and closed his zipper. The parrot said again, "Your pants have a slit back." The man blushed still more and tried to cover his ass with a hand. "Your shoelaces are untied", the parrot does not cease. The man bent down to tie his shoelaces. "Farted! ... You little fart", the parrot yelled. The man died of shame and fled from the store. At this point the mice called from their cage and said, "Coco, thanks you! You saved our lives again. You know, we'll make it up to you."
has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fart, parrot
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, fart, nurse, old people
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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