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Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
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has 70.54 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay, love, sex
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 70.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white." Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too." Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?" Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
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has 69.55 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fart, little Johnny, teacher
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, hipster
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has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
My late grandfather always told me: "When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: family, fart, health
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fart
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