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Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fart
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has 67.61 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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has 66.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas, fart, life
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 66.77 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.53 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
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