The best fart jokes

When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 68.61 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 68.18 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: business, Christmas, fart, life
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, fart
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fart
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 67.67 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window. After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, fart, nurse, old people
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 66.53 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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