The best fart jokes

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
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