The best fart jokes

Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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