Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.