Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.