Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.