Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.