Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.