The best fart jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
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