The best fart jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Vote:
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Vote:
has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
Vote:
has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
Vote:
has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
Vote:
has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Vote:
has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, Yo mama
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Vote:
has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Vote:
has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
<<<6789
More jokes →
Page 6 of 11.