The best fart jokes

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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has 58.89 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall." The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fart, kids, little Johnny, school, teacher
Yo momma so poor I farted in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, money
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
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