The best fart jokes

Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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