The best fart jokes

There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Fart Glossary: ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, fart
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' "Hell no," Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. "Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?" "I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, "I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!" "I didn't." Jeff said. "They're your pants."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.80 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart