Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Three kids were smoking behind the shed.
"My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first.
"Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy.
"That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
You are so old, you fart dust.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart?
Her ears flap.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.