The best fart jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dog, fart, insulting, Yo mama
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 50.09 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex