The best fart jokes

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
You are so old, you fart dust.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, fart
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 51.37 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fart
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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has 49.45 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex