Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.