Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.