A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.