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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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