Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.