The best fat jokes

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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