Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".