The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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