Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.