The best fat jokes

A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.61 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
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