The best fat jokes

Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 66.14 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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