Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.