The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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