The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 66.43 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.90 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
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