Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!