Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.