A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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