The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
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