The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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