The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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