Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.