Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.