Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.