The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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