Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.