Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!