The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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