Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.