The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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