The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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