The best fat jokes

Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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