The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
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