Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.