Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.