The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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has 64.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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