Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building.
Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight.
So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat".
To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.