Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.