The best fat jokes

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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has 65.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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