Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.