The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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