The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 65.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
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