Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".