The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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