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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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