The best fat jokes

Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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