Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.