Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.