Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.