My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.