The best fat jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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