The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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