The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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