Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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