The best fat jokes

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 67.13 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 66.77 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 66.61 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.53 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
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