The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.69 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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