The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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