Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."