Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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