The best fat jokes

Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 68.15 % from 63 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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