The best fat jokes

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 67.30 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.73 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
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