Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"