Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me.
She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!