The best fat jokes

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
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