Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me.
She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.