Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.