Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me.
She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.