The best fat jokes

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Vote:
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Vote:
has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Vote:
has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Vote:
has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Vote:
has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Vote:
has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Vote:
has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
<<<11121314
More jokes →
Page 11 of 36.