My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!