The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 69.08 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 68.85 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
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