The best fat jokes

My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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