A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Vote:
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!