Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.