Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.