The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, work, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 67.33 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 67.09 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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