The best fat jokes

Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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