Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.