Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!