The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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