Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!