Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.