Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.