Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.