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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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