The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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