Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.