Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!