The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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