The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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