The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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