Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.