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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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