The best fat jokes

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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