Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!