Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.