Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.