The best fat jokes

Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 62.78 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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