The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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has 63.33 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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