Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.