The best fat jokes

You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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