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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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