Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!