The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Vote: has 63.82 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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