Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."