Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.