The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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