Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.