Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.