Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.