Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.