The best fat jokes

Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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