The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
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