The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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