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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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