The best fat jokes

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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