The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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