The best fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Vote:
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Vote:
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Vote:
has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Vote:
has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
<<<17181920
More jokes →
Page 17 of 36.