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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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