The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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