Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.