Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.