Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.