The best fat jokes

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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