Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.