Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.