Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.