Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.