The best fat jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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