The best fat jokes

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
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