Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.