Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.