Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.