Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"