The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
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