The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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