Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"