The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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