The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Vote: has 62.88 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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