The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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