The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: computer, fat, insulting, IT, technology
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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