The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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