Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"