Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!