The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Vote: has 64.52 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Vote: has 63.81 % from 45 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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