Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.