The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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