Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!