Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.