The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Vote: has 56.50 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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