The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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