Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.