Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.