The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 54.97 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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