Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.