Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.