Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.