Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.