The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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