Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!