A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!