Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.