Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"