The best fat jokes

Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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