The best fat jokes

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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