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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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