The best fat jokes

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: driving, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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