The best fat jokes

A woman was standing naked, looking herself at the mirror. She was not satisfied with what she was looking at and said to her husband: "I feel awful. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need a compliment right now." Her husband replied: "Your vision is perfectly nice!" ...and then the fight started.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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