The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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