Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.