Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.