Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!