The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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