Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.