Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.