The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Vote: has 59.74 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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