Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!