The best fat jokes

Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
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