Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.