Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"