Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.