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Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
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You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Vote: has 60.85 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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