The best fat jokes

Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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