Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!