Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.