The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: athlete, blonde, fat, stupid
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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