The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, husband
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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