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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, husband
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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