Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.