The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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