Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!