The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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