Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.