Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.