Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!