The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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