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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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