The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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