Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.