The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
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