The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
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