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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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