Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.