Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.