Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.