Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.