Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.