The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting
There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, husband
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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