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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
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