Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.