The best fat jokes

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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