The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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