Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.