The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, party, school, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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