The best fat jokes

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Vote: has 39.39 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Vote: has 39.21 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she died.
Vote: has 37.27 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Vote: has 36.51 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Vote: has 32.79 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Vote: has 32.30 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Vote: has 31.06 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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