"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo mama so fat she died.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"