Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.