Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.