The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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