The best fat jokes

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, food
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
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