Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.