Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.