Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.