Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems. You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!