Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.