The best fat jokes

How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Vote: has 55.11 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Vote: has 54.66 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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