The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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