The best fat jokes

The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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