How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!