Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.