The best fat jokes

There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, husband
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, music, travel, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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