Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.