There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.