The best fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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