Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.